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awesomephilia: And all the time you were thinking carnivorous...

Sat, 18 May 2013 09:30:56 -0400

awesomephilia:

And all the time you were thinking carnivorous plants only trapped insects…

awesomephilia: This car got very lucky… the others not so much.

Sat, 18 May 2013 02:36:57 -0400

awesomephilia:

This car got very lucky… the others not so much.

didney-worl-no-uta: I went over to the Yelp! page of Amy’s Baking Company and oh my god NOOSE...

Thu, 16 May 2013 09:15:51 -0400

didney-worl-no-uta:

I went over to the Yelp! page of Amy’s Baking Company and

oh my god

NOOSE BURGER

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Wed, 15 May 2013 11:46:28 -0400

Awesomephilia: elysionsprincess: vanehsensei: slenderlock: singarequiem:...

Sun, 12 May 2013 01:55:45 -0400

Awesomephilia: elysionsprincess: vanehsensei: slenderlock: singarequiem:...:

elysionsprincess:

vanehsensei:

slenderlock:

singarequiem:

techno4tomcats:

People are insane on this product review of a banana slicer

No seriously

oh my fucking god

OH MY GOD I REBLOGGED THIS BEFORE I READ THE COMMENTS AND
HOLY FUCK

I CAN’T BREATHE

…

bombliate: how weird is it to have pets though like a random animal just lives in your house and...

Sun, 12 May 2013 01:45:26 -0400

bombliate:

how weird is it to have pets though like a random animal just lives in your house and you can’t communicate with it but you both just accept it

ashbensos: who the fuck designed this though like how am I now...

Fri, 10 May 2013 01:40:50 -0400

ashbensos:

who the fuck designed this though

like how am I now supposed to get a chipmunk voice without giving spiderman a fucking blowjob huH

pleatedjeans: via

Tue, 07 May 2013 10:53:25 -0400

pleatedjeans:

via

awesomephilia: No. (via)

Sun, 05 May 2013 23:20:44 -0400

awesomephilia:

No. (via)

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Sun, 05 May 2013 04:08:36 -0400

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Sat, 04 May 2013 14:26:47 -0400

fuckyeahtattoos: tattoo by davidboterhoek.tumblr.com/

Sat, 04 May 2013 11:55:18 -0400

fuckyeahtattoos:

tattoo by davidboterhoek.tumblr.com/

pleatedjeans: [watch the video] based on Ze Frank’s True Facts...

Sat, 04 May 2013 11:42:41 -0400

pleatedjeans:

[watch the video] based on Ze Frank’s True Facts series.

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Mon, 29 Apr 2013 01:01:40 -0400

Living the dream

Sun, 28 Apr 2013 10:54:59 -0400

Living the dream

piratesatan: dekutree: jakegyllenhahahaal: is that a giant...

Mon, 22 Apr 2013 21:49:20 -0400

piratesatan:

dekutree:

jakegyllenhahahaal:

is that a giant vagina

earth is a girl

its called “mother earth” for a reason

dallalicious: Whoops! Target Apologizes After Offering...

Sun, 21 Apr 2013 14:12:49 -0400

dallalicious:

Whoops! Target Apologizes After Offering ‘Manatee’ Dresses For Plus-Size Women

Click picture for link.

AHaha, manatee grey :p

embraceofire: yeeesss yeesss… Groggar is pleaaaased with human...

Sun, 21 Apr 2013 14:05:16 -0400

embraceofire:

yeeesss yeesss… Groggar is pleaaaased with human offering of ranch sauce yeessssss… Korosh pls leave some coke for Groggar yeeessss

Haha! God that looks good

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Sun, 21 Apr 2013 14:04:48 -0400

breathingyoursunshine: thetinkertoyboy: raetherandom: BIkers...

Sun, 21 Apr 2013 13:29:47 -0400

breathingyoursunshine:

thetinkertoyboy:

raetherandom:

BIkers Against Child Abuse Helps Make Abused Children Feel Safe Again

“A biker’s power and intimidating image can even the playing field for a little kid who has been hurt. If the man who hurt this little girl calls or drives by, or even if she is just scared, another nightmare, the bikers will ride over and stand guard all night.

If she is afraid to go to school, they will take her and watch until she’s safely inside.

And if she has to testify against her abuser in court, they will go, too, walking with her to the witness stand and taking over the first row of seats.”

During one such testimony, a little boy sat on the stand, testifying against his abusive father, who sat less than 10 feet away.

“Why didn’t you say anything before now?” Asked the prosecutor.

“I was scared.” The little boy replied, honestly.

“Why aren’t you scared now, what changed?” The prosecutor watched the little boy closely as he pointed to the front row of seats in the court room.

“Because my friends are scarier than he is.”

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Love this :)